December 2009
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ZOMBIELAND.
andothertales:
I’m watching it.
spoiler alert: BILL MURRAY!!!
today I flushed the urinal in school and it overflowed. I tried to make it stop but it continued to flow out and on to floor and out the door. I ran back to class and didnt tell anyone. I dont feel guilty
Watchan Hv30 test. I really love this camera! but I dont know how to compress it well…
The Wire
samreich:
Just finished it. Definitely one of the best TV shows I’ve ever seen. It’s kind of like “Law and Order” if “Law and Order” were “Law, Order, Drugs, Schools, Government, and Newspapers.” It breaks society down and shows why no progress is made. Creator David Simon says that the show’s thesis is, “Everything’s fucked.”
So why did such a great show get such low ratings? Instead of...
“I used to lifeguard at a country club. One day, an older patron came up to me...”
– George
College humor
college humor is the best website ive ever known
October 2009
20 posts
“Oh I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do...”
– pulp fiction
“@$#% YOU DOLPHINS!!!”
– southpark
vincentpeone:
Does anyone have a good technique for distressing leather?
What I do is fill a little spritzer bottle with rubbing alchohol and spray it all over the jacket. After that you really have to knead the jacket and get the creases into it. then you can rub it with sand paper if you want or a wire brush, and if you want that indiana jones thing you can kick the jacket around in a dust...
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paulmounsey:
Today I got brought to the principals office to have a meeting with my advisor and the head of school. Apparently someone vandelized the school hw posting website and made like 10 people’s profile name and photo’s fresh prince of bel air characters. they interrogated me for an hour.
so are you guilty?
my name was changed to Ashley Banks, so no
“Work like you don’t need money, Love like you’ve never been hurt, And dance like...”
Today I got brought to the principals office to have a meeting with my advisor and the head of school. Apparently someone vandelized the school hw posting website and made like 10 people’s profile name and photo’s fresh prince of bel air characters. they interogated me for an hour.
Where the Wild things are
I saw where the wild things are and totally loved it. It blue my mind. Spike jonze is now one of my favorite directors.
The reason I went to see it at first was because the trailer was so good. its Wake Up by the Arcade Fire if you want to buy it. I reccomend It!
“that’ll do pig”
“Woke up this morning in a tauntaun on hoth with no recollection of last night, real funny guys but I was really cold and I had no idea where I was. i’ve bathed 10 times and still have the smell of tauntaun guts on me. FML”
MY SISTER IS HOME
I am soooooo harpy that my sister is home from Bennington college!
we shall feast and sacrifice a lamb to the gods
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I was on my way home from seeing ZOMBIE LAND when I decided to buy a pack of gum in the train station. I reached for said packaged gum and asked the bazaar vendor how much it cost. he stuffed two more packages of gum into my hand and said “here, you take three that is one dollar, one dollar.” being a bot of gentelmenly descent, I gave him said dollar and was on my way. half of me...