“ I used to lifeguard at a country club. One day, an older patron came up to me and complained that the pool was “far too blue.” I apologized and offered to “green it up a bit.” The patron proceeded to report me to my boss, who agreed that the pool was too blue and my conduct was disrespectful. The next day, the pool was a little too brown, if you catch my drift. My boss sure caught it.
George
